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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl  (via whismical)

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mexicanscanbreak2:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

The great thing about music is it did not save your life

It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life

That’s the beauty of music

This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.

hospitalforsouls-97:

I won’t stop until I’m dead.

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Early Halloween attire (we didn’t even plan this) (at Mapúa Institute of Technology)

Early Halloween attire (we didn’t even plan this) (at Mapúa Institute of Technology)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

sofiaauditores:

i dont think you understand how much i love gentle and careful characters who can turn into a brutal killing machine in less than two seconds (⊙‿⊙✿)

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picsandquotes:

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Edinburgh Castle (Scotland)

Edinburgh Castle is supposedly one of the most haunted locations in the entire world. It’s been investigated by top paranormal investigators, and almost all of them determined that the castle was actually haunted. Unexplainable feelings of being touched are…

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